Steps to Successful Self-stalking

Life is a mirror and will reflect back to the thinker what he thinks into it. ~ Ernest Holmes



1. Create a blog. Subscribe to that blog. Subscribe again from another site.

2. Create hit counter for blog. Do not limit it to unique hits. Refresh page regularly to inflate hit count total.

3. Create an account and a profile on MySpace. Comment on own status.

4. Create an account on Facebook using your real name. Create a second account using a pseudonym*. Become friends with yourself.

5. Repeat steps 2 and 3 with other social utilities.

6. Call your home phone from your cell phone. Answer the call.

7. Watch following video. (Begin at 00:30 and watch for about 40 seconds.) Emulate.



8. Take photos of self. Take them in quantity. Post photos on MySpace. “Rip” photos from MySpace and post on Facebook. Write article condemning the practice of “ripping” on blog. Comment in defense of self.

9. Buy self-stalking t-shirt. Yes, they do exist.


Enjoy yourself!!! Really!

*Note: Be careful to choose a name that rings legitimate. Names such as “Terry Cloth” are a little risky, though they exist in quantity – trust me.

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